Apr 14, 2025
Shit like this is why Jesus ain't never comin' back, no matter what.
Classy Food Reviews - Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon
More Stoner-themed Marketing Ideas For Our Friends At Smucker'sApr 12, 2025
Smucker's still refuses to return our calls but maybe some free marketing ideas can change that.
Dire Wolves and Other Returned Animals You'll Be Able To Eat SoonApr 10, 2025
As always, it's a good time to be on the top of the foodchain.
R.K Movie Review Round Up - Volume 1Apr 9, 2025
Mickey 17, Black Bag, and uhh...shit what was the third one...Working Man! A Working Man? Doesn't matter.
Supreme Court Gives Thumbs Up to AEA Use, Provided Administration 'Kangaroos It Up A Bit First'Apr 8, 2025
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have...terrifying executive overreach, I guess.
Nintendo Gives Up, Goes Sequential As Last Fond Memory From Your Childhood DiesApr 6, 2025
At least they didn't pull a Microsoft and call it the Switch720 or some shit.
Soon-to-be King of Atlantis DeSantis Backs Chemtrails Ban - Supervillains UnimpressedApr 5, 2025
R.K sat down with a real scary guy to talk about the actions of an even scarier guy.
Part-time TV Star and Full-time Fucking Vampire Mehmet Oz Given The Poor And Elderly As ThrallsApr 5, 2025
I swear to god somewhere there is a painting of this man aging backwards.
5 Uses For Peanut Butter From Our Friends At Smucker'sApr 5, 2020
Smucker's in no way endorses this article.
Dips, The Unsung Heroes Of The Food WorldDec 31, 2019
They are a food that can be almost any other food.
Stop Giving Me Shit For Eating Bite-Sized Foods The Way Nature IntendedDec 16, 2019
Bite-sized is a state of mind, really.
Classy Food Reviews - Crispy Tortilla Chicken TendersDec 8, 2019
Hard to fuck up a chicken finger, right?
Expiration Dates Are Basically BullshitDec 2, 2019
Science has cracked the code on food expiration.
Terrible Alcohols and What To Pair Them WithNov 19, 2019
Sometimes, getting drunk is a passion project.
Shut the Fuck Up And Just Drink Tap Water AlreadyNov 15, 2019
Seriously, what the hell are you waiting for.