May 6, 2025
Goddamn old-ass-leathery-ass-baseball-mit-face-havin-sommbitch. Don't you rip my zip. Don't you yeet my treat. Don't you smother my watery lover.
category: terrifying news
Stay The Fuck Away From My Free Fluoride, You Creepy Fuck. An Open Letter to RFK Jr.
Supreme Court Gives Thumbs Up to AEA Use, Provided Administration 'Kangaroos It Up A Bit First'Apr 8, 2025
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have...terrifying executive overreach, I guess.
Soon-to-be King of Atlantis DeSantis Backs Chemtrails Ban - Supervillains UnimpressedApr 5, 2025
R.K sat down with a real scary guy to talk about the actions of an even scarier guy.
Part-time TV Star and Full-time Fucking Vampire Mehmet Oz Given The Poor And Elderly As ThrallsApr 5, 2025
I swear to god somewhere there is a painting of this man aging backwards.