category: lists

#editorials #lists
Grocery Stores Ranked Based On How Much Anxiety They Give Us
May 18, 2025

Those grocery delivery services are expensive. Until R.K turns a profit we're stuck shopping for our own groceries like suckers and it is the worst.
#food #lists
Dire Wolves and Other Returned Animals You'll Be Able To Eat Soon
Apr 10, 2025

As always, it's a good time to be on the top of the foodchain.
#lists #risky reviews #smuckers #old rk
5 Uses For Peanut Butter From Our Friends At Smucker's
Apr 5, 2020

Smucker's in no way endorses this article.
#lists #old rk
Failed Fast Food Board Game Contests
Mar 29, 2020

Hey they can't all be winners, folks.
#lists #editorials #old rk
The R.K Guide To Secret Menus
Jan 27, 2020

Any asshole can order a combo meal.
#editorials #lists #old rk
Expiration Dates Are Basically Bullshit
Dec 2, 2019

Science has cracked the code on food expiration.
#lists #booze #old rk
Terrible Alcohols and What To Pair Them With
Nov 19, 2019

Sometimes, getting drunk is a passion project.