What is Risky.Kitchen?

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine.

Risky.Kitchen is what happens when you have more money than impulse control and more free time than an adult should.

Yeah. You saw that right. I emphasized the name back there. That is called RESPECTING THE BRAND. I have been told it is important to do if you want to be taken seriously. Which, uh, you know, sure. Risky.Kitchen will never make money because I am terrified of having to deal with corporate taxes. How do those even work?

I'd have to hire someone.

And then there goes all of the money.

It's like a snake that eats its own tail. Except the tail is money and the snake is a guy named Larry who claims to be a CPA but is in fact, not a CPA. He's not even good at math. But you know what he is good at? Embezzlement. Fuckin' classic Larryberry.

What were we doin?

Uh, yep, so anyway, that is Risky.Kitchen. A (hopefully) comedic outlet for a sad moron.

PS everything on this site is a falsehood, fabrication, and/or outright lie. Treat it as such.