May 18, 2025
Those grocery delivery services are expensive. Until R.K turns a profit we're stuck shopping for our own groceries like suckers and it is the worst.
category: editorials
Grocery Stores Ranked Based On How Much Anxiety They Give Us
Stay The Fuck Away From My Free Fluoride, You Creepy Fuck. An Open Letter to RFK Jr.May 6, 2025
Goddamn old-ass-leathery-ass-baseball-mit-face-havin-sommbitch. Don't you rip my zip. Don't you yeet my treat. Don't you smother my watery lover.
Pontiff Pick'em - A Guide To The College of CardinalsApr 23, 2025
JD Vance may not have killed the Pope but he sure as heck didn't make him live any longer so now here we are.
Nintendo Gives Up, Goes Sequential As Last Fond Memory From Your Childhood DiesApr 6, 2025
At least they didn't pull a Microsoft and call it the Switch720 or some shit.
Dips, The Unsung Heroes Of The Food WorldDec 31, 2019
They are a food that can be almost any other food.
Stop Giving Me Shit For Eating Bite-Sized Foods The Way Nature IntendedDec 16, 2019
Bite-sized is a state of mind, really.
Expiration Dates Are Basically BullshitDec 2, 2019
Science has cracked the code on food expiration.
Shut the Fuck Up And Just Drink Tap Water AlreadyNov 15, 2019
Seriously, what the hell are you waiting for.