May 6, 2025
Goddamn old-ass-leathery-ass-baseball-mit-face-havin-sommbitch. Don't you rip my zip. Don't you yeet my treat. Don't you smother my watery lover.
category: water
Stay The Fuck Away From My Free Fluoride, You Creepy Fuck. An Open Letter to RFK Jr.
Shut the Fuck Up And Just Drink Tap Water AlreadyNov 15, 2019
Seriously, what the hell are you waiting for.